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    L-A-D-I-E-S...AND...G-E-N-T-L-E-M-E-N.....
    BACKED BY POPULAR DEMAND.....
    ZILLA PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.....
    COME ONE.....COME ALL.......WELCOME TO "BIG TOP " LSJC

    The home of "BIG TOP LSJC"...and it's cast of characters
    step right up.....and enjoy the show




    First up.....introducing our master of ceremonies,trainer,and personal groomer: "Big Show Brian"

    seen here honing up his "barking" skills for the freakshow about to begin...the freaks tend to be mesmerized by his sequin-studded "happy cap"



    Next...backstage preparing for another awe-inspiring spectacle....
    The freaks:


    Glenn..aka.."the wonder runt"

    Deep in meditation during his unique yoga rituals...seemingly in a constant state of self-induced trance-like hypnosis


    White "the missing link" Lightnin'

    Pondering a thought..."this big tent thing sure is a step up from the barn"
    Feared by many...revered by few. A shoe-in for the carnie hall of fame.


    Zilla..."from parts uknown"

    Sharing a bonding moment with "it's" very handsome studly son.
    Voted "brightest future" by "it's" peers and foes.


    "Sci-Fi Si"

    No further explanation necessary...it speaks for itself.


    Squid-"yeti"-daddy

    Over anxious for the next curtain call...conventional methods of restraint are futile


    Bigyeep "rooster boy" Jesse

    A rising star...has the amazing and unequalled ability to hatch extinct DoDo bird eggs


    Shaggnastie "the magnificent"...with "estranged" friend
    At large and are presumed runaways(but not considered to be armed or dangerous)
    Intimate relationships between co-working carnies are frowned upon by management


    "the master" C130herc

    Hanging around and relaxing after hosing down the freaks in between shows
    A "hose-a-holic"...in love with his job


    Traylor.....a no-show for the canadian siamese-twin high flying trapeze act.....but his sibling was "spotted"..."crawling around"



    "peeping Tom" DJFriar

    Seen sneaking into the parking lot to see what could possibly be his next "acquisition"


    "u-turn" wilson

    A rare sighting of u-turn...was caught candidly on camera by an unidentified bystander


    woo-hoo!!!

    "Sci-fi" Si got a new collar and leash today...time to celebrate with a cookout


    And as always...please remember the golden rule




    Closing the show.....
    "the ringleaders" Gadget and Bennye"

    Ready with salt lick block and feed bag to summon the freaks for feeding and then nightly lockdown


    Has anyone seen the two "lovebirds" on the run?
    We need them re-captured and safely returned


    For those of you that did not make this carnival cast...
    you were not forgotten...you'll "show" up sooner or later:)





    disclaimer: this post was done with the intention of entertainment purposes only
    Last edited by ; 01-28-2007, 07:09 AM.

  • #2
    Thank Goodness no one has pics of me Whew!!! :rock:
    I must say the accuracy was incredible hahahahaha ;-)
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    • #3
      Steve you have way too much time on your hands
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      • #4
        Originally posted by RedRubiconLJ View Post
        Thank Goodness no one has pics of me Whew!!! :rock:
        I must say the accuracy was incredible hahahahaha ;-)
        2X Great job Cant wait to see whats next.

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        • #5
          Steve you have way too much time on your hands. Got a good lauph though.

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          • #6
            Thats just disturbing... :psych:

            Funny though

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            • #7
              Like Jon Carry said: "The gave me a hat and I have the hat to this day"

              Brian Ingle

              I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member!

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              • #8
                Like Jon Carry said: "The gave me a hat and I have the hat to this day"



                Except when Nancy borrows it of course!
                Brian Ingle

                I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member!

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                • #9
                  :lol2: :lol2: thats funny you got my dad perfect. whew none of me up there

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                  • #10
                    Steve, I have to agree that you have WAY TOO much time on your hands!!! You should be out selling tickets for the trailer!!!

                    That was very funny and keep up the humor in this club!!!!

                    Bennye
                    "One of the Ringleaders"

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                    • #11
                      Actually, you'd be pretty surprised at how little time it takes to throw all this wacky stuff together. I know that a lot of guys and/or gals get on the forum and spend time reading every post in every thread,thats not for me I guess.This kooky stuff just pops up in my head,so I throw it on here for a little entertainment for the club. Above all, I enjoy making people laugh,I love to laugh,and for others to make me laugh,and have always loved a great sense of humor in folks. Hopefully I was blessed with a little creativity...although kinda' crazy also. If anyone gets offended by any of this stuff,please let me know,thats the last thing I would want to do.It's all done for the sake of humor ..:) ..
                      love you guys. one loose nut behind the wheel;-)

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                      • #12
                        Brian

                        you knew that photo would show up again

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                        • #13
                          Very funny Steve. I loved it and enjoyed the laugh. Keep up the good work.

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                          • #14
                            That's funny steve, I need to remember to stay away from the camera around you.

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                            • #15
                              Steve.... that is a good one. Keep the laughs coming.
                              Enjoying the retirement life and traveling around in our white 2020 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon.
                              George & Bennye Rice

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