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    24 REASONS YOU MAY BE A JEEPER

    1. A new dent in the sheet metal actually fixed another dent, or it just added some character.


    2. You know at least 3 800 numbers to aftermarket off-road business by heart.


    3. You are on a first name basis with the guys at every local auto parts store in town.


    4. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not broken.


    5. You have a monetary equivalent of a Mercedes Sedan invested into your Jeep, but it still looks like crap.


    6. You consider starting a vehicle five times in any given minute routine.


    7. You own a vehicle, which now weighs 1000 lbs. more than when it came off the showroom floor.


    8. You look for jeeps in everything, and try to figure out the year and model.


    9. You are the type of person who goes crazy if you sit in a highway traffic jam more than 5 minutes, yet you can spend six hours driving one and a half miles and consider it to be a form of relaxation.


    10. You'll stop and look at any old rust heap thinking parts vehicle.


    11. The weatherman says "Stay in, it's dangerous" and you think " time to go wheeling."


    12. You are happy that you can't use 1st gear on the street.


    13. A military convoy passes by and you only look at the axles, tires, and antennas.


    14. You have enough straps, chains, rope, ets. in your Jeep to keep the Queen Mary docked during a hurricane.


    15. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.


    16. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.


    17. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you get out and bitch slap the driver.


    18. You have a high water mark in the inside of your Jeep.


    19. You use the ice scraper on the inside of the windshield.


    20. The AAA guy breaks down, you stop and fix his problem and get back on the road.


    21. You'll dive 2 days at 600 miles a day so you can spend 2 more days driving 3 miles per day.


    22. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.


    23. You spend more time deciding which $3.00 bushing to use than you do on personal hygiene.


    24. You are sitting here reading this while your wife/husband is waiting for you in bed.

  • #2
    good grief, that is insanely accurate.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by NTX JK View Post
      24 REASONS YOU MAY BE A JEEPER

      1. A new dent in the sheet metal actually fixed another dent, or it just added some character.


      2. You know at least 3 800 numbers to aftermarket off-road business by heart.


      3. You are on a first name basis with the guys at every local auto parts store in town.


      4. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not broken.


      5. You have a monetary equivalent of a Mercedes Sedan invested into your Jeep, but it still looks like crap.


      6. You consider starting a vehicle five times in any given minute routine.


      7. You own a vehicle, which now weighs 1000 lbs. more than when it came off the showroom floor.


      8. You look for jeeps in everything, and try to figure out the year and model.


      9. You are the type of person who goes crazy if you sit in a highway traffic jam more than 5 minutes, yet you can spend six hours driving one and a half miles and consider it to be a form of relaxation.


      10. You'll stop and look at any old rust heap thinking parts vehicle.


      11. The weatherman says "Stay in, it's dangerous" and you think " time to go wheeling."


      12. You are happy that you can't use 1st gear on the street.


      13. A military convoy passes by and you only look at the axles, tires, and antennas.


      14. You have enough straps, chains, rope, ets. in your Jeep to keep the Queen Mary docked during a hurricane.


      15. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.


      16. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.


      17. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you get out and bitch slap the driver.


      18. You have a high water mark in the inside of your Jeep.


      19. You use the ice scraper on the inside of the windshield.


      20. The AAA guy breaks down, you stop and fix his problem and get back on the road.


      21. You'll dive 2 days at 600 miles a day so you can spend 2 more days driving 3 miles per day.


      22. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.


      23. You spend more time deciding which $3.00 bushing to use than you do on personal hygiene.


      24. You are sitting here reading this while your wife/husband is waiting for you in bed.
      And your point?
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      • #4
        yes to all

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        • #5
          yes to 22/25

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          • #6
            left out....

            while sitting in traffic you try to decide what would be the best line to take thru the ditch and up the embankment.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RESQ GRN View Post
              left out....

              while sitting in traffic you try to decide what would be the best line to take thru the ditch and up the embankment.
              OR, over the subcompacts in the lane in front of you…LOL

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ben E View Post
                OR, over the subcompacts in the lane in front of you…LOL
                x2.73, or 4.3 low

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                • #9
                  wow, she is in bed right now...

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                  • #10
                    #17
                    You can't say "bitch" in an LSJC post.
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